animals and children

OH WELL FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

By which I mean, how many boys can continue to be infuriating when you've ALREADY broken up with them AND you're 2,000 miles away? I CAN THINK OF ONE RIGHT NOWWW!

I know you care

I had a HORRIBLE New Year's because my boyfriend is a DRAMA QUEEN. He might explain it differently were you to ask him (if you know him, you probably know this wouldn't be a good idea) but my version is THE GOSPEL TRUTH because this is MY blog.

I mean it's fine now, but I feel like our relationship is in a constant state of "fine now," which is another way to say, "We just had a big fight that once again brought to light our basic and deep-seated incompatibility, but then we fucked."

way out in the water

Guess whose beach weekend got canceled because that's how her life works. YEAH, THIS GIRL.



Really it was because one of the boyf's, uh, "business associates" got, uh, "jacked at gunpoint" by, uh, "four black guys in a Chevy" and he was nervous about his rent money.

BUT I STILL MAINTAIN IT ONLY HAPPENED BECAUSE I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET TO GO TO THE BEACH. What good are my cute shoes now, I ask you?

easy like Sunday morning

So there's a boy. And we had sex last night. And I haven't thought about anything else all day.