I have no idea what he is doing in this photo, NONE AT ALL, but I am sure it is totally innocent. Like daisies and puppies.

THE MUSTACHE. I AM FASCINATED.

Wooooooo, caaaaar. The caaaaaar I have to driiiiiiive.

This sign said "Cullen St" and I got embarrassingly excited.

He called my destroyed jeans "slutty" and I showed him my fierce tai chi moves. It was great.